Introduction.

I was supposed to put this up some where around the 24th of November, but lazy me decided to wait untill most of the memories faded away. I had learned a few lessons in life, the most important being " cover your head when ur walking under a tree infested with pigeons" the second being " when ur frnd's dad says ' u wanna get married' wen ur slowing the team down, he probably means it (at least if ur fairly intelligent)"

Chapter 1: 20th Nov. 2009

"Do u hav the tickets??" i ask Sunil Kumar(not his reall middle name) Dulani. "Ya buddy, I hav it, but it is waiting list 39 and 40, but dont worry we will get a place to sit. We will just give the TTR 4o rupees and he will let us sit." "U sure?" i asked. "Don't worry" comes the reply "I have it all under control. the train is at 3:50 P.M. and we will reach at around 7:30." "7:30 the next day?????? Why the hell did u not book bus tickets? heck we can walk there faster!! what were u..." "7:30 PM the same day" he says. To quote Weird 'Al' Yankovic in the song Trapped in the Drive Thru "Oh! And all that i could say was oh."

Guess it shouldn't be called a chapter judging from the size of chapter 1- 1: 21st Nov 2009, 2:50 PM

Caught an auto with the trade mark betel chewing-uniform ignoring "uncle". 30 min and 90bucks later I'm at the station, or so he said. Never have i ever been so directionally clueless (although the time i got lost in my 2 bedroom flat comes in at a close second). i think, wait and decide to Dirk Gently it. I start following random people into a subway (at this precise moment the Iron Maiden song Killers was playing in my head). Fortunately they were all heading towards the station and there i was. Just then i see SO MANY pigeons near a tree (no morals learnt yet). i thought awesome and moved on.

We had decided to meet at the SBI ATM and found our train.

The Train, 21st Nov 2009, 3:50 PM

We step in and all be damned the place is filled wit... Candy? no! Other IIFT students? no! Totally awesome, pretty girls?... Yes!.... in bizzaro world!!! The train is filled with noisy, gritty, spoilt, boy scouts!!! I mean come on god throw me a line here!! its bad enuf i'm standing! Must I suffer so??

A Sneak Peek into the next post
Second Floor:
Girls, pearls, and plenty of swirls. Knives, wives and bee hives. Shows, crows and mangroves??(nah!) Watch your step